queendeev:

llllooolll

jah-division:

my name is luna enriquez

I am Gotham’s reckoning.

his face is goatse

lolsofunny:

(via wtfsofunny)

sweetpinoyprincess:

oscarslame:

golmouf:

are u crying

omg

wtf is he even trying to say

“girl, i can make your hips stir” 

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

oh I thought it said ‘nips’ I guess hips makes more sense

slightly

actually no

efronsbutt:

i steal jokes from tumblr and say them in real life and my friends think im a comedic genius

at a party on saturday I did this so many times and I swear this guy Ray thought I was the funniest fucker ever until I was like yeah this isn’t my material

he especially liked ‘if she’s wearing applebottom jeans, boots with the fur, baggy sweatpants, and reeboks with the straps, she must have four legs. no wonder the whole club is looking at her’

I go to text chris “House and Wilson are gay for each other”

and it corrects it

to

“House and Wilson are gay forest wither”

how poetic

that was kinda stupid actually

because he’s dead