Apparently I lost my virginity to Barney the Dinosaur in the toy aisle at Walmart!
How about you?
I got in a hot tub with Batman on the Hogwarts Express.
I had a pillow fight with Draco Malfoy and he let me ride on his disco stick.
I had a pillowfight witch Ringo Star and it was my birthday.
I pole danced in front of Batman in Taco Bell.
I had a baby with Mark Wahlberg the day after my birthday.
I went trick-or-treating with Jack Sparrow on the Hogwarts Express.
WELL WHY THE FUCK NOT
I made a porno with Barney the Dinosaur in Taco Bell.
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anabaybeexx reblogged this from juicy-postal-worker
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metadreaming reblogged this from caitiefarmer and added:
Hahahaha, you WOULD be jealous of kinky sex with Steve Carell, Caitlin. What would Thom think?!
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caitiefarmer reblogged this from metadreaming and added:
I’m a bit jealous, Meg :( I only had a baby with Dobby and he smelled like play dough :(
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sweetdreams-petitealouette reblogged this from theherohook and added:
I had a pillow fight with Dobby the House Elf in the backseat of a Mercedes Benz.
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syb3th reblogged this from bellaswizardwheezes and added:
I had one night stand with Jack Sparrow and he let me ride on his disco stick. Epic!
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221b-you reblogged this from harryjasperkennedy and added:
I got in a hot tub with Steve Carell on my birthday.
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mybreaststelltheweather reblogged this from bellaswizardwheezes and added:
I had a one night stand with dobby the house elf on my birthday. Win.
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harryjasperkennedy reblogged this from thefleetstreetvicomte and added:
I bought crack from Barney the Dinosaur in a Burger King parking lot.
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thefleetstreetvicomte reblogged this from theherohook and added:
I made a porno with Will Ferrell in the backseat of a Mercedes Benz. NO!
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pankomanko reblogged this from alasweneverdo and added:
I had a one night stand with Batman and he let me ride on his disco stick. Sounds nice.
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hooksdarling reblogged this from metadreaming and added:
I got married to Dobby the house elf and it was really embarrassing. ….Yeah that would be a pretty embarrassing life...
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okapirose reblogged this from probingtable and added:
I had a pillow fight with Draco Malfoy and he smelled like play-dough.
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hotcroissant reblogged this from tinymanicpixie and added:
I made a porno with Jack Sparrow and I cried the whole time. Holy crap.
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probingtable reblogged this from metadreaming and added:
I had a baby with Batman on the Hogwarts Express.
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alasweneverdo reblogged this from metadreaming and added:
I made a porno with Will Ferrell and it was arguably the best night of my life.
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theherohook reblogged this from metadreaming and added:
I lost my virginity to Barack Obama in Taco Bell. OH MY GOD NO
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the-butterz reblogged this from metadreaming and added:
I had a pillow fight with Jack Sparrow and it was really embarrassing.
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tinymanicpixie reblogged this from tinymanicpixie and added:
This is the first post I ever reblogged on here… Omg. Anyway, I had a one night stand with Draco Malfoy and he smelled...
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do-the-meth reblogged this from feliciamercury and added:
pole danced for Marky Mark...a Burger King parking lot
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rainbowbox reblogged this from slytherinstyle and added:
I pole dance in front of Steve Carell on the Hogwarts Express. I bet there isn’t a rule against that Is there
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super-muffin reblogged this from feliciamercury and added:
had a one night stand with Mark Wahlberg
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csikosterdzokni reblogged this from feliciamercury and added:
I got in a hot tub whit Dobby the house elf in the backseat of a mercedes benz.
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rynresa reblogged this from kimshinegyu and added:
i pole danced in front of Johnny Bravo in Taco Bell. cause i’m a slut like that.
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sammyisonfire reblogged this from hiighh-h0pes and added:
I had a pillow fight with Shane Dawson and I felt dirty afterwards.
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namariya reblogged this from theemptypot and added:
i lost my virginity to will ferrell in taco bell o m g
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why-so-sirius-black reblogged this from feliciamercury
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toodrunkforrevolution reblogged this from ex-amore and added:
I got in a hot tub with Draco Malfoy and I cried the whole time. Interesting.
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ex-amore reblogged this from carryonyoucleverboy and added:
I pole danced in front of Ringo Starr and I felt dirty afterwards. omg lol whut well at least it makes sense…? :S
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stephxopeace reblogged this from hayystephen and added:
I made a porno with Jack Sparrow and I felt dirty afterwards;)
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immafrreak reblogged this from imrachelandimdumb and added:
I had a pillow fight with Ringo Starr because Snooki made me. THAT BITCH.
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roadtostrength reblogged this from fairlyexplicit and added:
I had a one night stand with Shane Dawson and he smelled like play-dough.
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fairlyexplicit reblogged this from okzormada and added:
I lost my virginity to Steve Carell on the Hogwarts Express.
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