Apparently I lost my virginity to Barney the Dinosaur in the toy aisle at Walmart!
How about you?
I got in a hot tub with Batman on the Hogwarts Express.
I had a pillow fight with Draco Malfoy and he let me ride on his disco stick.
I had a pillowfight witch Ringo Star and it was my birthday.
I pole danced in front of Batman in Taco Bell.
I had a baby with Mark Wahlberg the day after my birthday.
I went trick-or-treating with Jack Sparrow on the Hogwarts Express.
WELL WHY THE FUCK NOT
I made a porno with Barney the Dinosaur in Taco Bell.